My neighbors have been with us for like 8 months and i just realized they had not 1 but 2 cats.
I mean, i kinda saw them around but i always thought, whose fucking cats are these? why are they always in our yard?
x.Chia
The three stupidest creatures i know are probably
a. babies
as expressed here
b.puppies
c. and flies, like the messiahs of stupid
I swear they were out to get me this week.
First it was in my bathroom.
omfg, so this one fly
OK, so, i walk in and it's like 'i am a fly. i do not know where i am. buzz buzz'
and i was okay with that. I just opened the door, listened for buzzing and when there was none, closed it
and then i hear 'buzz buzz, what the fuck was that? w/eva. i am a fly. buzz buzz'
i'm annoyed, but i open, listen, and close.
about 4 more damn times!
I swear! the door was RIGHT THERE. WIDE OPEN.
Every single time, it looked at the door, flew the opposite direction and somehow got behind the door.
The fly went from a cool "what is that big wood thing maybe it is my chance to escape" to "oh fuck oh fuck oh fuck what the hell is happening buzz buzz buzz yo chia! chia! chiaaaa! oh fuck oh fuck it's back what is that?! is that a window outside the bathroom? no it must be a fucking trap i will NOT fall into a trap i ain't stupid and i will fly by her ear to let her know i am determined! buzz buzz buzz buzz buzz"
If i didn't have to pee so damn bad, i woulda given up.
And then some of them are damn cocky!
You're all like, shoo, i will be brave, i am larger than you, leave this place!
And it's like"'fo realz? yo come look at this ho flippin her arms i'mma laugh at her buzz buzz buzz ha ha ha this is better than jersey shore wait..lemme hide...ok, she's done...here i am! ha ha ha buzz buzz buzz i'mma fuck up her nap this afternoon"
I don't understand!
And them some of them are super fresh.
They wait in the bathroom, and after the i open the door and think they're gone, i am free to drop the towel and proceed.
I swear, they wait till i ain't got no clothes on and then reappear like "hey baby, can i tap that azzz?"
ugh
x.Chia
i think life should be easier.
^^clickety click.
: )
x.Chia
Coversation of the day.
So, our family friend had just brought over some clothes for me, mostly sweatpant capri things, and her stuff is usually a little clubbish for my life (what life?) but it was nice stuff.
Later, to mom:
Me: "The only ones I don't like are the white pants because they're see through and you can see my butt."
Mom: "So? Wear black underwear."
Me: " But it's tight, you can see the outline of my butt!"
Mom: "It dosen't matter! Who's gonna be looking anyway?"
I'm not sure if i should be insulted or worried that i'm the modest one when it comes to clothes, haha.
She's right though!
No one's gonna be looking.
I'm severly, severly lacking in the back department.
I like to think i make it up with personality. That's good stuff right? Personality is super sexy right?
...
right?
Well, this one old man was looking.
He called me juicy*.
*To be clear on the 'juicy', it was in the library as i was volunteer shelving, and he just kept saying it and i didn't even realize he was talking to me. I was like, who the fuck is jesse?
x.Chia
I want a bucket list...so here are the beginnings of my great wonderful aspirations.
Africa, America ]English, Spanish, Japanese ] 
is it obvious i want to dress up?
i wish it were the 1700's or something, a great big celebration ball
with charming men, big gowns, gold drapes and porcelain floors
oh, to live the glamorous life.
x.Chia
I am having a fashion epiphany/revolution as of now.
I've spent so much time looking at TONS of fashion blogs and how they (seemingly) effortlessly put something together.
They're all pretty, lots of them skinny, and i always wonder who's taking thier damn pictures everyday.
It makes me want a camera.
I should steal Audrey's.
But anyway, this whole revolution thing, i blame high school.
I never cared how i looked before, i went to school with a dress code and it was fcking great!
Collared shirt, slacks, flats and sweater if it was cold.
The most switching up i ever had to do was not wear the same clothes twice in a row.
This one day i went all out and i wore...earrings ( i was unstoppable)
I'd be damned if i knew what liquid eyeliner was.
Makeup is a touchy subject.
I'm not sure if i like or don't like that people know i'm wearing any (it's just eyeliner that's gone by 12:00, sometimes equally unnoticable mascara but it makes me feel like a big girl!) but my worst fear is that someday when i will be too lazy to throw something on, my eyes are gonna look pretty blegh.
You know, when people aren't wearing eye makeup it's very noticeable if they're been wearing it a lot for a while.
I call it where-yo-makeup-at syndrome.
Moving on, now!
I'm internet shopping like crazy, internet window shopping like crazier and inspired like craziest.
I think it's kinda worthless though because i'll never have the nerve to try some of these things and i can definitely never pull a lot of it off.
WHY didn't i get this epiphany last summer, before i started school
It's too hard to change styles :/
My newest obsession is this picture blog-esque thing full of people prettier than me, wearing clothes more expensive than my soul and making me jealous as hell.
http://lookbook.nu/new#more
I see myself now as having a first-decent-clean-things-i-touch that-i-don't-feel-fat-in style.
I think i could easily grow into T-Swift + S-Gomez style.
But i'm really diggin the Taylor Momsen style, so the conflict is so very obvious.
I wanna be these people
http://lookbook.nu/look/930379-What-I-did-in-Warsaw
http://lookbook.nu/look/928151-I-was-just-a-little-too-late
Screw self-consciousness!
I'm gonna try them anyway.
'Nay, Chia,' you warn, ' You will look like a mess. A big stinkin' i-don't-think-we-should-be-seen-together-in public-and-we-might-not-be-friends-anymore-also-your-family-will-disown-you mess. Albeit a hot mess.'
Thank you for the concern imaginary people that care, but i am determined!
and
x.Chia
