Essence Of Laughter

The three stupidest creatures i know are probably

a. babies
as expressed here

b.puppies



c. and flies, like the messiahs of stupid

I swear they were out to get me this week.
First it was in my bathroom.
omfg, so this one fly

OK, so, i walk in and it's like 'i am a fly. i do not know where i am. buzz buzz'
and i was okay with that. I just opened the door, listened for buzzing and when there was none, closed it
and then i hear 'buzz buzz, what the fuck was that? w/eva. i am a fly. buzz buzz'
i'm annoyed, but i open, listen, and close.
about 4 more damn times!
I swear! the door was RIGHT THERE. WIDE OPEN.
Every single time, it looked at the door, flew the opposite direction and somehow got behind the door.

The fly went from a cool "what is that big wood thing maybe it is my chance to escape" to "oh fuck oh fuck oh fuck what the hell is happening buzz buzz buzz yo chia! chia! chiaaaa! oh fuck oh fuck it's back what is that?! is that a window outside the bathroom? no it must be a fucking trap i will NOT fall into a trap i ain't stupid and i will fly by her ear to let her know i am determined! buzz buzz buzz buzz buzz"

If i didn't have to pee so damn bad, i woulda given up.

And then some of them are damn cocky!
You're all like, shoo, i will be brave, i am larger than you, leave this place!
And it's like"'fo realz? yo come look at this ho flippin her arms i'mma laugh at her buzz buzz buzz ha ha ha this is better than jersey shore wait..lemme hide...ok, she's done...here i am! ha ha ha buzz buzz buzz i'mma fuck up her nap this afternoon"

I don't understand!

And them some of them are super fresh.
They wait in the bathroom, and after the i open the door and think they're gone, i am free to drop the towel and proceed.
I swear, they wait till i ain't got no clothes on and then reappear like "hey baby, can i tap that azzz?"

ugh

x.Chia

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