Essence Of Laughter

Articles of clothing i hate:

motherfucking ponchos


ugly clogs



stupid jumpsuits.
They're like the ugly, unwanted cousins of rompers. Only models or thin/edgy people can pull them off NOT random black women in my neighborhood who wear them skin.tight.

harem pants.
just.
ew.

my worst nightmare:

harem jumpsuit.

motherfucking neon.
neon colors are just straight up unattractive and can only be pulled off in VERY small doses, like a thin neon headband or belt or ring. even nail polish is too much for me.

well, actually, with enough cajones the neon bag is a possibility.
i'll leave it to my mom.

gladiator shoes!
whhyyyy!
they take forever to put on, make the feet look really flat and wide and then your legs look shorter so they look wider, so everything looks wider and it woulda been avoided if your ass just left the gladiators to the greek.
i've seen them pulled off though! so they almost were not on this list but then...

these ones with the little boot back make no damn sense to me.

and finally!
plaid.
i just never liked it.

Also!
I came up with bucket list #25.
wander around somewhere i don't know alone.
done. XD


x.Chia


sexy fail

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