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I am ridiculously thankful 2010 is over, at least it ended on a good note.
Great things happened this year.



Has anyone else noticed though, the past two years have been kinda crappy?
It's all gone down since '08, son

This is what i want in 2011
-Less global warming so all these penguins and polar beans can stop dying and stuff and then celebrities can stop making those commercials that make me feel bad
-Obama needs to get on his shxt
-Is the recession over? I don't know. If it's not gone, it needs to bounce

Once we have our money back, a president that lets us keep our regained money and no fear of the sun killing us, the U. S. will just kinda brighten up
But the news ALWAYS finds something to complain about
If it's not recession, it's swine flu, if not that then bed bugs, if not that then Jersey Shore and if not that then they focus on the 'youth' of America
When there's no news adults complain about the youth and how we bully and are obese or something. Watch the news, it's true.

New Years Resolutions:
a. Friends must not, not, keep me from schoolwork
b. Schoolwork must not, not cut into friend time or we're gonna have a problem
c. Must. Exercise. MORE.
d. Must volunteer more
e. Must be happy more
f. Avoid CVS and thier money sucking ways

x. Chia

Last day of my summer,  last post of the summer.

tomorrow, tomorrow
i love you
tomorrow
you're only
a day
away


x.Chia




damn, if forgot how much i loved them

love love love love love love.

love.



















x.Chia

and i'm going back to school in 3 days! 3! i remembered when i started counting down and it was 59 days left.

Random Smorgasbord:  

So, i've been staking fashion blogs and trends and stuff, not that i will follow (or have the budget to follow haha) them, but i really like looking at outfits and people being edgier than me. Anyway, it made me realize my probably least favorite fashion adjective:

VINTAGE

If i see it one more time i might pass out.

It's like whoaa you're super cool, where'd you get that skirt/dress/top/shoes?
'oh, they're vintage'
what the fuggedy fuck?

that dosen't help me

I mean, i used to think 'vintage' was like that super sweet party you really wanna go to but only the prettiest coolest people can go so you watch and wait till you're cool enough to be invited and then it turns out your grandma's hosting it.

You can find "vintage" at any mall,
( I love you Kmart, but this is not vintage )
and the thrift shopping i used to think was badass and a little scary has become a trend people actually get snobby about (and it's expensive too! i mean it's thrift!), the word has lost its power.


This whole going 'against the trend of society' or whatever has kinda become a trend too, and an overdone one at that. 'emo', 'scene', 'hipster', 'vegan' people and all thier wannabees, the list goes on...

I'll stop now. I sound like i know what i'm talking about. I'm 15. I wear jeans and sneakers and if i feel special a cute shirt, i know nothing about this.

But damn girl, if yous got a cute outfit just let me know where the hell you got it thnx k baii c:

Perfect adjectives of my summer :)
Derp:




 
ha ha love

Audrey's 2 cents

Vanessa's 2 cents
And 2 more which makes 4 c:

Also, i almost had a panic attack 'cuz i was typing and outta NOWHERE this roach crawls up on it like 'oh hai chia, watcha doin? can i see? hmm? what's this button?'

that bitch dead.

x.Chia

ps. I'm very proud for not forgetting about this whole blog buisness yet. I feel accomplished. Even if no one cares, ha!

pps. what does ps stand for? ever wondered?

Articles of clothing i hate:

motherfucking ponchos


ugly clogs



stupid jumpsuits.
They're like the ugly, unwanted cousins of rompers. Only models or thin/edgy people can pull them off NOT random black women in my neighborhood who wear them skin.tight.

harem pants.
just.
ew.

my worst nightmare:

harem jumpsuit.

motherfucking neon.
neon colors are just straight up unattractive and can only be pulled off in VERY small doses, like a thin neon headband or belt or ring. even nail polish is too much for me.

well, actually, with enough cajones the neon bag is a possibility.
i'll leave it to my mom.

gladiator shoes!
whhyyyy!
they take forever to put on, make the feet look really flat and wide and then your legs look shorter so they look wider, so everything looks wider and it woulda been avoided if your ass just left the gladiators to the greek.
i've seen them pulled off though! so they almost were not on this list but then...

these ones with the little boot back make no damn sense to me.

and finally!
plaid.
i just never liked it.

Also!
I came up with bucket list #25.
wander around somewhere i don't know alone.
done. XD


x.Chia


sexy fail

My neighbors have been with us for like 8 months and i just realized they had not 1 but 2 cats.

I mean, i kinda saw them around but i always thought, whose fucking cats are these? why are they always in our yard?

x.Chia

The three stupidest creatures i know are probably

a. babies
as expressed here

b.puppies



c. and flies, like the messiahs of stupid

I swear they were out to get me this week.
First it was in my bathroom.
omfg, so this one fly

OK, so, i walk in and it's like 'i am a fly. i do not know where i am. buzz buzz'
and i was okay with that. I just opened the door, listened for buzzing and when there was none, closed it
and then i hear 'buzz buzz, what the fuck was that? w/eva. i am a fly. buzz buzz'
i'm annoyed, but i open, listen, and close.
about 4 more damn times!
I swear! the door was RIGHT THERE. WIDE OPEN.
Every single time, it looked at the door, flew the opposite direction and somehow got behind the door.

The fly went from a cool "what is that big wood thing maybe it is my chance to escape" to "oh fuck oh fuck oh fuck what the hell is happening buzz buzz buzz yo chia! chia! chiaaaa! oh fuck oh fuck it's back what is that?! is that a window outside the bathroom? no it must be a fucking trap i will NOT fall into a trap i ain't stupid and i will fly by her ear to let her know i am determined! buzz buzz buzz buzz buzz"

If i didn't have to pee so damn bad, i woulda given up.

And then some of them are damn cocky!
You're all like, shoo, i will be brave, i am larger than you, leave this place!
And it's like"'fo realz? yo come look at this ho flippin her arms i'mma laugh at her buzz buzz buzz ha ha ha this is better than jersey shore wait..lemme hide...ok, she's done...here i am! ha ha ha buzz buzz buzz i'mma fuck up her nap this afternoon"

I don't understand!

And them some of them are super fresh.
They wait in the bathroom, and after the i open the door and think they're gone, i am free to drop the towel and proceed.
I swear, they wait till i ain't got no clothes on and then reappear like "hey baby, can i tap that azzz?"

ugh

x.Chia

i think life should be easier.
^^clickety click.

: )
 x.Chia

Coversation of the day.

So, our family friend had just brought over some clothes for me, mostly sweatpant capri things, and her stuff is usually a little clubbish for my life (what life?) but it was nice stuff.

Later, to mom:

Me: "The only ones I don't like are the white pants because they're see through and you can see my butt."

Mom: "So? Wear black underwear."

Me: " But it's tight, you can see the outline of my butt!"

Mom: "It dosen't matter! Who's gonna be looking anyway?"

I'm not sure if i should be insulted or worried that i'm the modest one when it comes to clothes, haha.
She's right though!
No one's gonna be looking.
I'm severly, severly lacking in the back department.
I like to think i make it up with personality. That's good stuff right? Personality is super sexy right?
...
right?

Well, this one old man was looking.
He called me juicy*.

*To be clear on the 'juicy', it was in the library as i was volunteer shelving, and he just kept saying it and i didn't even realize he was talking to me. I was like, who the fuck is jesse?

x.Chia

I want a bucket list...so here are the beginnings of my great wonderful aspirations.

2. To learn one another language isn't good enough,
    I wanna pwn in 5 languages [ English, Spanish, Japanese ]
    Next: Arabic. Then...Greek?

3. Learn to cook!

4. Learn to Salsa!

5. Spend a weekend in a luxurious, beautiful hotel.
     Five stars won't do.
     I want to be in the seven star Burj Al Arab Hotel, Dubai.



6. Dance the night and early hours of the morning away in a sketchy nightclub, surrounded by friends.

7. Road Trip! Through anywhere, to anywhere.

8. Sky. Dive.

9. See a solar eclipse.

10. Go to the most beautiful show around - performers in the air, or a ballet, or an opera!

11. Ecstasy. XD

12. Hot Air Baloon!

13. Helicopter ride! At sunset.



14. A canopy tour.

15. Learn to do a backflip.

16. Ride the biggest rollercoaster I can find.

17. Skinny Dip!

18. Send a message in a bottle.

19. A waterfall.

20. Buy beautiful expensive gown, just because.

21. Attend a huge rock concert where i will proceed to party like it's 12/20/2012

22. Kiss a stranger. One without an STD would be great.

23. A drive in movie.

24. Sneak into a movie.

25. Sneak into the boys bathroom!
      Oh wait, i already did that by accident.
      nvm.

25...?

What should number 25 be?

I don't need a mansion or a sweet ride. Incredible experiences are all the luxury i need.

x. Chia

is it obvious i want to dress up?
i wish it were the 1700's or something, a great big celebration ball
with charming men, big gowns, gold drapes and porcelain floors

oh, to live the glamorous life.

x.Chia

I am having a fashion epiphany/revolution as of now.
I've spent so much time looking at TONS of fashion blogs and how they (seemingly) effortlessly put something together.
They're all pretty, lots of them skinny, and i always wonder who's taking thier damn pictures everyday.
It makes me want a camera.
I should steal Audrey's.

But anyway, this whole revolution thing, i blame high school.
I never cared how i looked before, i went to school with a dress code and it was fcking great!
Collared shirt, slacks, flats and sweater if it was cold.
The most switching up i ever had to do was not wear the same clothes twice in a row.
This one day i went all out and i wore...earrings ( i was unstoppable)

I'd be damned if i knew what liquid eyeliner was.

Makeup is a touchy subject.
I'm not sure if i like or don't like that people know i'm wearing any (it's just eyeliner that's gone by 12:00, sometimes equally unnoticable mascara but it makes me feel like a big girl!) but my worst fear is that someday when i will be too lazy to throw something on, my eyes are gonna look pretty blegh.
You know, when people aren't wearing eye makeup it's very noticeable if they're been wearing it a lot for a while.
I call it where-yo-makeup-at syndrome.

Moving on, now!
I'm internet shopping like crazy, internet window shopping like crazier and inspired like craziest.
I think it's kinda worthless though because i'll never have the nerve to try some of these things and i can definitely never pull a lot of  it off.
WHY didn't i get this epiphany last summer, before i started school
It's too hard to change styles :/

My newest obsession is this picture blog-esque thing full of people prettier than me, wearing clothes more expensive than my soul and making me jealous as hell.

http://lookbook.nu/new#more

I see myself now as having a first-decent-clean-things-i-touch that-i-don't-feel-fat-in style.
I think i could easily grow into T-Swift + S-Gomez style.
But i'm really diggin the Taylor Momsen style, so the conflict is so very obvious.

I wanna be these people


http://lookbook.nu/look/930379-What-I-did-in-Warsaw

http://lookbook.nu/look/928151-I-was-just-a-little-too-late

Screw self-consciousness!
I'm gonna try them anyway.

'Nay, Chia,' you warn, ' You will look like a mess. A big stinkin' i-don't-think-we-should-be-seen-together-in public-and-we-might-not-be-friends-anymore-also-your-family-will-disown-you mess. Albeit a hot mess.'


Thank you for the concern imaginary people that care, but i am determined!

and


x.Chia

Some people are just absolutely stunning





For some people it's about thier 'it'
They're just gorgeous, be it thier smile or style,


or, i dont even know.
You can't put your finger on it, but they're working it good

You just wanna be around because they're unbelievably charming
or even just look happy
Don't you find that people look the best when they're smiling?








Maybe i should say something inspiring about how beauty can be different
I mean, it obviously is; none of these people look alike or anything like other people i find stunning

I ain't preachin' the stereotypical 'love yourself' stuff, because i know it's damn hard
(and i don't know how to preach)
I say, 'beauty' in itself is how a person is
I mean, if you see a girl walking down the street like she owned  it, you'd believe it
You'd buy it, you'd envy it
Not overconfidence, of course






Anyway, my main reason for this is because i read the quote "i don't believe in natural beauty"
It freaked me out for a good week
It was as if..if i don't have that, if no one does, then what?, you know?
What would i have to offer?

But it was meant specifically with physical beauty, pertaining to makeup and surgery, all that good stuff.
(Personally, lets face it. I know it, you know it, and your cat knows it, people are judged on looks, and some just happen to look better than others. If a little mascara or highlights or plastic surgery is gonna make you feel like a queen,


then by all means, i support it.)

The point of this rambling nonsense is that everyone has natural beauty
Maybe i'm crazy, but i always see it
Even if they don't see it or they're assholes, talk too much, are obnoxious, or whatever else,
It's right. there.

I believe in the touche "inner beauty"
I don't think one quality should 'mask' a person, even if the quality is good or bad
I don't think there should be a standard for each specific person
Because the only thing that leads to is some sort of heartbreak

And it's a shame when some people are just kinda 'broken'.
That, that you can see.

x.Chia


this post is too serious
i do that sometimes
i hurt now
enjoy this picture of my {: Heidy Kitteh